John Wick, or, An Adaptation in Five Haikus

Something about a spoon or whatever.

Something about a spoon or whatever.

John Wick is a movie about a sad guy killing bad  guys. It has Keanu Reeves. It is a stylish and perfectly serviceable action movie. While I maintain that syllables are relative, I don’t deny bogarting a respected cultural staple to summarize a film which Time Out New York described as “deeply dopey.”

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